Modern Day Olympic Pantheon
Dionysus - His life consists of three things: Parties, booze, and girls. If you’re looking for a fun time, hit him up. There’s no promise either of you will remember what happened though!
Check out the others! Hermes, Hera, Zeus, Ares, Aphrodite, Athena, Poseidon and Artemis!
I still can’t get over the fact that he looks like a frat boy.